This is going to be short and too the point. And yes Matthew I probably didn't put the right "too" in correctly. Anyway I am, to say the least not been in a good mood for the past couple of days. First of all I have a job that requires me to stand on my feet at least 5-6 hours on a cement floor
that in turns makes my feet and back hurt. So I know it is really my fault but taking a 15 minute break is hard because I stay so busy. The reason I have been in a bad mood is my husband, who I love dearly has decided that I should work 24/7. After standing on my feet all day he wants me to go to the Cape and clean a four level home and by cleaning, not your normal run of the mill cleaning. It is called a DEEP clean where everything is cleaned and I mean everything. And he wanted it done all yesterday, just kidding but by this Friday. He let me know in plenty of time - NOT!!!!! This is why I am in a bad mood. He let me know Monday night about 10 pm that the house needed to have a DEEP clean by Friday.
Not to mention I have a job and I hate to clean houses, but this was an order from the big man on campus. I truly got very ill thinking about it and having to drive for 30 minutes one way.
So here is a short list of what a DEEP clean consist of.
- Clean all windows inside and out
- Clean all blinds
- Baseboards, ceiling fans, tops of cabinets and furniture
- clean bathrooms and light fixtures
- air conditioner vents and exhaust vents in bathrooms
- clean all fake plants
- pull beds out and clean behind headboard
- pull all furniture out and clean behind
- wipe off hand rails that go up 5 flights of stairs
- sweep floors and mop ( steam clean)
- take down light fixtures and clean
- dust all furniture( actually sand dusting)
- clean stove and appliances
- clean outside fixtures and furniture
- there probably is more that I am NOT going to do
- make up six beds
Now just picture all this in a 5 bedroom 5 bath home on four levels 2 stair way per level. And the yard is right on the beach so how do you keep sand out????? And all this has to be done before Saturday morning and I dare not say that I am tired or a tongue lashing I will have to receive so I just "keep my mouth shut"!!!! Even though I am " highly hacked" I will let this be my LAST DEEP CLEAN, hopefully!!!!!!
So PLEASE somebody feel sorry for me, it would make me feel sooooooooo much better.
